Now I know why there are only reality shows on the tv. They want people to change to commercials. I rather watch commercials than somebody puking. Or shut off the tv.
Boring day again.
Thursday June 30th, 2005 22:05Squirrel the acrobat
Wednesday June 29th, 2005 17:42
I felt very bad when I woke up this morning. I had fever. I'm already better and that's good because it's impossible for me to stay still for a second. Like a little toddler.
I got these photos I took earlier in spring. The photo of our little squirrel was definitely the best one:
And this awful snail:
The squirrel is a real acrobat... And our yard is full of snails. They've taken over our garden. Yewwww.
Killer
Tuesday June 28th, 2005 15:59
Driving's not going so good. It's impossible to get a driving license with these "skills". And if they ever give that license to a driver like me...it would more like a license to kill than a driving license. But that's not happening. I'm glad.
I was really angry after this day's drivin lesson.
Angry to myself. And I won't forgive me. That I'm so... me.
Cashew nuts are good.
I was really angry after this day's drivin lesson.
Angry to myself. And I won't forgive me. That I'm so... me. Cashew nuts are good.
Green day
Monday June 27th, 2005 19:44
I made my first raw food (= vegeterian food + no cooking/ heating http://www.living-foods.com ) "meal" today: 2 tomatoes, 1 avocado and plenty of parsley, dill and spring onion (or something like that... ) + water. All together into a blender and...that's it. I thought that all raw food meals have no taste and they're impossible to eat. I had to try because I bought this book about raw food ~year ago... hehe. And it's summer time so vegetables are cheap. I don't eat very much vegetables though I'm kind of a..vegeterian. I eat mostly... Hmmmh. What do I eat? Everything else but those things people normally assume.. Or what I should eat... Or..what was I writing.... Oh, about raw food. So, that interesting "meal" looked like someone would've already eaten it but it tasted good. Maybe I'm just a bad cook.
I don't remember everything about raw food yet, so I'm not sure if spices are allowed or not. I think..not... But I didn't miss them so who cares.
I'd really like to know if it's true what I've read about raw food diet. That it's so healthy etc. My life is so boring that I have much time to try every kind of diets. A little suspense in life is always good. And what's the better way to waste time than growing..plants..... I'm becoming some weird green...person... I need to do something. 
Midsummer day
Saturday June 25th, 2005 19:01
It was a great, warm night. Now it's raining. But cycled 5 hours with my friend last evening/night and came home at 3 am. I took a few photos but with a real film camera so I can't just upload them yet. I woke up at 2 pm. Like in good ol' days.
WTF
Wednesday June 22nd, 2005 21:36
I had my worst driving lesson today. Not going to tell about that more but just had to mention that. Oh. And one of my driving teachers said before that "so, you see some hobbits jumping to the street, do you?". He was just kidding but I wasn't. I'm sure there are some hobbits around me. Everywhere.
I went cycling before midnight yesterday. It was hard. I realized that I don't own any pants without flare pantlegs. Now my pantlegs got stuck between the wheel and the pedal. Then some sheep said "baaaahhhhh, baahhh" to me. I didn't answer. I don't how to speak Sheepish.
Now I just wait for Midsummer. Only one day left. I should've made up some plans for the day because I'm suppose to spend it with my friend (and I'm very happy I don't have to spend it alone, I don't have like dozen friends). I made up only two plans that both suck. If it rains, I get drunk at home and if it doesn't rain I could take a bonfire tour by bike around the city. The first plan isn't possible because I never get drunk. Never. Plan B is "ok" but not brilliant. The only real way to spend Midsummer is in nature with many drunken people (= your friends). I don't have a cottage in the forest nearby a lake and neither has my friend.
Smoking dragon
Sunday June 19th, 2005 23:55
I've been reading this children's literature guide. It says that it's not in fashion to write stories with actual "moral lessons" anymore (that is obvious). Anyway, I remembered that I read this funny (or now: weird) book called "Where does all that smoke come from?" (in Finnish, naturally) from 70's. It's about two children who live in a city full of smoke. They want to know "where does all that smoke come from" and find a dragon smokin about million cigarettes (not pot, what it would be if the books was re-written now) at the same time.
I don't have a picture of that dragon (but I'm going to borrow the book and scan the image, I have to! ) but I found a picture of the cover from the net (above).
The dragon was really sick and unwell. I must've been frightened pretty badly 'cause I have never smoked. Haha. It would be nice to read some researches about how books affect kids' lifes in a long period. If there are any researches made about that.
Dull trousers for a dull person
Wednesday June 15th, 2005 14:14
People talked to each other in the bus when I came home from the town today. I'm still shocked. That never happens in Finland. It's forbidden. You're not allowed to speak to strangers.
I went shopping after my driving lesson. I had to buy old-woman's-trousers. I need a job and I'm sure I will never get it. But maybe I have better chances if I look like other library assistants. They are dull colored and straight (I mean the trousers..not the other assistants..ok..they also look like that
).... like jacket suit trousers. But pretty loose. I'm not going to sacrifice everything. They say that "you should just be yourself" when you go to a job interview. Bullshit. If I ever go to a job interview "as myself" (For a job in a LIBRARY! see, this is important: Library = boring old women choose the person for a job and they don't want to choose anyone TOO dissimilar person. Actually you shouldn't be a person, you should be similar with library. ) They think I'm 14 years old teenager looking for a summer job and somehow just got lost. Yea. I know. Haha. I just threw the money away because I don't have any chances to have a job anyway. I don't have enough work experience and I need a job to have that. The old circle. Libraries have to announce about all the free work places even though they already know their going to choose certain person. That's a stupid law because if I go to a job interview for no reason to a galaxy far far far far far (far far) away it costs me a lot.
Wanna read more whining? I'm out. Now I'm going to make a marinade for my tofu. Yummm.
I went shopping after my driving lesson. I had to buy old-woman's-trousers. I need a job and I'm sure I will never get it. But maybe I have better chances if I look like other library assistants. They are dull colored and straight (I mean the trousers..not the other assistants..ok..they also look like that
).... like jacket suit trousers. But pretty loose. I'm not going to sacrifice everything. They say that "you should just be yourself" when you go to a job interview. Bullshit. If I ever go to a job interview "as myself" (For a job in a LIBRARY! see, this is important: Library = boring old women choose the person for a job and they don't want to choose anyone TOO dissimilar person. Actually you shouldn't be a person, you should be similar with library. ) They think I'm 14 years old teenager looking for a summer job and somehow just got lost. Yea. I know. Haha. I just threw the money away because I don't have any chances to have a job anyway. I don't have enough work experience and I need a job to have that. The old circle. Libraries have to announce about all the free work places even though they already know their going to choose certain person. That's a stupid law because if I go to a job interview for no reason to a galaxy far far far far far (far far) away it costs me a lot. Wanna read more whining? I'm out. Now I'm going to make a marinade for my tofu. Yummm.
Stranger in the World
Tuesday June 14th, 2005 00:39
I still haven't succeeded to get into Michael Jackson's official homepage. Not a surprise after this:
QUOTE:
Michael Jackson molestation case - verdict:
Michael Jackson molestation case - verdict:
Count 1:Conspiracy to Commit The Crimes Of Extortion
False Imprisonment And Child Abduction
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 2: Lewd Act Upon A Child
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 3: Lewd Act Upon A Child
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 4:Lewd Act Upon A Child
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 5:Lewd Act Upon A Child
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 6:Attempt To Commit A Lewd Act Upon A Child
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 7: Administering An Intoxicating Agent To Assist In The Commission Of A Felony
Verdict: Not Guilty
lesser crime: Furnishing Alcohol To A Minor, A Misdemeanor
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 8: Administering An Intoxicating Agent To Assist In The Commission Of A Felony
Verdict: Not Guilty
lesser crime: Furnishing Alcohol To A Minor, A Misdemeanor
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 9: Administering An Intoxicating Agent To Assist In The Commission Of A Felony
Verdict: Not Guilty
lesser crime: Furnishing Alcohol To A Minor, A Misdemeanor
Verdict: Not Guilty
Count 10: Administering An Intoxicating Agent To Assist In The Commission Of A Felony
Verdict: Not Guilty
lesser crime: Furnishing Alcohol To A Minor, A Misdemeanor
Verdict: Not Guilty
It's so hard to guess what's inside of Jackson's head. As he says in Stranger in Moscow:
"Here abandoned in my fame.
Armageddon of the brain."
His music is awesome anyway.
Capitalism sucks!
Monday June 13th, 2005 14:35
I found these tips "how to write an exciting blog" in DeviantArt, it was in satire section but who cares?:
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19359566/
So: politics, sex, pics without clothes on, cool username and attack other bloggers. Way to go! I haven't written about any of these subjects... Should I start with politics?! I'm too shy to write about sex or post nude photos (they would be the best way to get readers, I know, I know..). Oops I forgot. I had this subject in the 9th entry: huge project: driving school! It's just so boring to write about it because I'm such a boring person. Average bad driver. I'm average or a little worse in everything. I need to try the politics, that's the only area where I can provoke easily.
Ok. Let' see. Capitalism sucks!!!!
Now I just have to wait if anything happens. I'm waiting for many readers.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/19359566/
QUOTE:
1: Live an exciting life and write about that. If you don't have a great life, make up stuff you COULD have done during the day.
2: Update atleast once per day. You don't get those all important pageviews if people don't come back every day.
3: Provoke your readers. Politics is a great way to do that. If you live in the US; write about why you support Bin Laden. If you live anywhere else; write about why you support Bush. If that fails you can pretend to have homophobia, hate _all_ animals, be a racist or become a nazi.
4: Tell about your sexlife. If you don't have one, make one up. The more sexpartners, the better.
5: Write horrible things about your friends, family and coworkers. Don't leave anything out!
6: Take and post a lot of pictures, often. Clothes are no good, try to aviod those. If you don't own a camera you should steal other peoples pictures. You should atleast get a webcam to show off yourself, and your cat/dog/whatever. If you are eating something, take a picture of that too.
7: If another blog you read write about something you find stupid, don't let the author get away with it! Write your arguements in your blog and use a lot of nasty words that you link back to the blog in question. Remember to put that person down for weeks, and comment in that blog all the time with links back to you putting them down. Use trackback if possible.
8: You need a very cool username! Your real name doesn't do. Something with "sex" "666" "devil" "tears" "angel" or a lot of XxXxX in it should do.
9: Involve yourself in a huge project your readers can follow, like getting pregnant, build something large, plan a wedding or take over the world.
10: Tell EVERYONE you meet about your blog, both online and offline. Lots of readers and comments is the most important thing of all!
1: Live an exciting life and write about that. If you don't have a great life, make up stuff you COULD have done during the day.
2: Update atleast once per day. You don't get those all important pageviews if people don't come back every day.
3: Provoke your readers. Politics is a great way to do that. If you live in the US; write about why you support Bin Laden. If you live anywhere else; write about why you support Bush. If that fails you can pretend to have homophobia, hate _all_ animals, be a racist or become a nazi.
4: Tell about your sexlife. If you don't have one, make one up. The more sexpartners, the better.
5: Write horrible things about your friends, family and coworkers. Don't leave anything out!
6: Take and post a lot of pictures, often. Clothes are no good, try to aviod those. If you don't own a camera you should steal other peoples pictures. You should atleast get a webcam to show off yourself, and your cat/dog/whatever. If you are eating something, take a picture of that too.
7: If another blog you read write about something you find stupid, don't let the author get away with it! Write your arguements in your blog and use a lot of nasty words that you link back to the blog in question. Remember to put that person down for weeks, and comment in that blog all the time with links back to you putting them down. Use trackback if possible.
8: You need a very cool username! Your real name doesn't do. Something with "sex" "666" "devil" "tears" "angel" or a lot of XxXxX in it should do.
9: Involve yourself in a huge project your readers can follow, like getting pregnant, build something large, plan a wedding or take over the world.
10: Tell EVERYONE you meet about your blog, both online and offline. Lots of readers and comments is the most important thing of all!
So: politics, sex, pics without clothes on, cool username and attack other bloggers. Way to go! I haven't written about any of these subjects... Should I start with politics?! I'm too shy to write about sex or post nude photos (they would be the best way to get readers, I know, I know..). Oops I forgot. I had this subject in the 9th entry: huge project: driving school! It's just so boring to write about it because I'm such a boring person. Average bad driver. I'm average or a little worse in everything. I need to try the politics, that's the only area where I can provoke easily.
Ok. Let' see. Capitalism sucks!!!!
Now I just have to wait if anything happens. I'm waiting for many readers.